Via_Baudelaire

Miss Florence, United States 33 years-old

ahhahaha 12 August 2009, 03:07 United States

Today, I had to go to the police station to pick up my 42 year old dad. Why? He was caught stealing candy. FML

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Anonymous 13 September 2009, 02:42 United States

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend while looking at Halloween costumes online for this year's Halloween party and said, "Maybe we could go as Bonnie and Clyde this year." He said, "Maybe we should go as a broken up couple," and hung up on me. He wasn't kidding. FML

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