fml2023

Today, my fiancé texted me, saying he'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told him that I couldn't wait to get home and take care of him. He replied, "Nah, don't bother, I got this." Now I'm horny and sad. FML

Today, my students unanimously agreed, in front of me, that the only reason they take my course is to look at my ass. FML