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cardsftw 16 August 2012, 19:50 Compton, United States

Today, I was so bored that I actually read the iTunes store's terms and conditions. FML

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Anonymous 24 April 2013, 18:56 Huntington Park, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend for the first time, and she reached down to feel me up. When her hands got there, she stopped and said, "You're not even hard..." I was. FML

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