1HateMyUsername

I was born February 2, year 4. Unfortunately FML does not accept my true age, so I selected the earliest year provided that also allows me to include the true day of my birth. My relationship is "complicated" as my many partners have all passed away after all of this time. I'm seriously way too old to care about anything, but I enjoy observing the many people who believe that their lives are terrible. Try living for 2,012 years, then tell me whose life sucks. My permanent FML is as follows: I am still alive.

Comments

16

Visits

5 845

Favorites

10

Birth Date

29 February 1940

Comments →