MrsKim04231991

Mrs Buras, USA 33 years-old In a relationship

Anonymous 15 September 2014, 17:52 Dublin, Ireland

Clashing

Today, my daughter came home in tears, completely distraught. It took half an hour to convince her to tell me what was wrong. What horrific thing happened to her? One of her friends wore the same outfit as her to the movies, and apparently that's a betrayal of their friendship. FML

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Anonymous 15 September 2014, 18:48 Liverpool, United Kingdom

Today, I took a shit of biblical proportions. I flushed and opened a window, but my pregnant wife went in straight after me. Her morning sickness kicked in and she quickly ran out, vomit dripping from her mouth. She's pissed and thinks I planned the whole thing as a prank. FML

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