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Mr Cleveland 37 years-old

Legos & Eggos on a dragon roller coaster ride, down skittles mountain this time. My best friend is a mime & I can't seem to find my lucky leprechaun this time. I only like dogs when they can beat me in a game of pong. Never trust a fish that doesn't clean it's own dish. Onions think that they're ugly because you cry after you get them naked.

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6 May 1989

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