STOP SCREAMING Anonymous - 30/12/2013 12:10 - Australia - Campbelltown Today, my 4-year-old daughter figured out how to set a parental code lock on our television so we can't watch football because it scares her when we scream. She won't tell us no matter what we bribe her with. FML 50 141 27 101
goodbye - 09/03/2009 00:45 - Canada Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML 453 130