Peacock_Man

Mr The Woodlands, USA 31 years-old Single

crunknasty 30 March 2013, 05:19 El Cajon, United States

We can see you

Today, I was on the toilet, when I noticed I could see my daughter dancing in the other room in the mirror, so I took a picture with my phone. After I uploaded it, people pointed out that I was visible in the picture, sitting on the toilet and smiling. FML

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Anonymous 31 March 2013, 04:14 United States

Today, I learned that my parents are planning to divorce. My dad said, "I'll take Rachel." Rachel isn't even his daughter; I am. Rachel is my mom's daughter with her first husband. FML

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