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Mr Austin, Texas, America, Fuck Yeah! 33 years-old Single

heallven 31 January 2013, 12:26 Ostricourt, France

Today, my loyalty and regularity at my local pizza place were noticed. The delivery guy, when bringing yet another order, asked me if the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were living with me. FML

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Brock 2 February 2013, 21:20 Auckland, New Zealand

Generation III

Today, I went on a date with a very cute girl. It went well, until I accidentally called the blueberries in her dessert Oran Berries. I sheepishly explained that they're a berry from the Pokémon universe, at which point she excused herself, never to return. FML

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