TheDukee

Mr Guimarães, Portugal 33 years-old

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Noname · 6 March 2009, 19:04 ·United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

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