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OMGShoes1994

Miss Kamuela, United States of America 32 years-old

What the hell? My name is Jen and I am broke as fudge. You should already know this shit. I make my wish every time that special day in April rolls around. I believe feeling old should be embraced considering fifteen is quite a number. Fight the power. Purple is my color because I own that shit-ake mushrooms. I enjoy shouting random life-story facts over the internet. You may or may not have noticed. Sarcasm is my given gift and someday it will be used for good. I promise. My life would epically suck without music and horror movies. I seriously need that crap every day. It lights up the burning soul within me. I should probably go. I am starting to go all poeticly-freaky on your arse. I fudging love you guys and you know it. Is it even legal to intentionally swear over the internet? Shit-ake mushrooms. What a mother fudger.

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