Jennifer Hardwick

Mrs Annapolis Royal, Nova Scotia 35 years-old In a relationship

Idiot says "HIPAA violation" 27 June 2015, 01:21 Roanoke, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Many such cases

Today, another idiot was admitted to my hospital with a foreign object up his ass. Yet again, the excuse went along the lines of "I tripped and fell on it." Please, someone tell me how you can accidentally trip anus-first onto the end of a cucumber, which just so happens to have a condom on it. FML

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ryanharp2 27 July 2012, 05:05 Conway, United States

Today, my iPhone got back from being fixed. When I opened the box there was a note attached to my phone that said, "All you had to do was turn it on." FML

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kas 30 April 2009, 17:41 United States

Today, I was on my way home when I saw a cop hiding behind a Budget truck. I immediately slowed down and prayed that he wouldn't give me a ticket. Then I realized I was walking. FML

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