Code9Pickle

Mr El Sobrante , California 33 years-old

mrs.nerd 23 October 2011, 12:38 United States

Today, my husband and I were getting intimate when a notification for a game popped up on his iPad. He immediately shoved me aside so he could take care of his baby dragon. FML

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kdeeeceee 5 November 2011, 07:25 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my girlfriend sent me a sexy picture of herself in my boxers. I thought it would be funny to take a picture of myself in the thong she left in my room and send it to her. She thought it would be funnier on Facebook. FML

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