bittersweet
United States
Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML
ghettocandy
Miss vegas 42 years-old
Mick
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Opportunist
Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML