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Mr salem, usa 51 years-old

Anonymous 17 July 2010, 06:16 United States

Today, the airport security guard told me to lift my fat rolls so he could finish patting me down. FML

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georgiahick 30 December 2010, 14:09 🌶️ Spicy

That kidnapped kink

Today, my boyfriend asked me to 'spice things up in the bedroom'. When I asked how, he said I could try wearing a paper bag over my head. FML

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