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SqueakyChipmunk

Miss Dallas, Texas 32 years-old Single

http://squeakychipmunk.tumblr.com/ My Blog. CLICK IT. 1) Like my sense of humor? ADD ME ON FACEBOOK MOTHAFUCKA! Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/squeaky.thechipmunk Twitter: Fuck you, fuck Twitter. 2) Squeak squeak, mother fucker. 2.5) You are legally required to read everything I say in a squeaky voice, or be faced with a court summons. 3) I have a gift for you in my pants. It's not a toaster. Okay, it is a toaster... 4) Swag, YOLO, sucks for you and text talk will get you mauled. 5) The next sentence is false. 6) The previous sentence is true.

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