mariof13579

Mr west Springfield, united states 38 years-old Single

apowell5 2 October 2009, 18:16 United States

Today, I went to the doctor to try and get answers about the numbness and tingling in my right leg. The Dr told me I was too fat for my pants, and I pinched a nerve. FML

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Anonymous 5 July 2012, 19:10 Findlay, United States

Today, my waiter turned to me and asked, "Let me guess, Miss I'm-not-fat-I'm-fluffy wants a Diet Coke?" FML

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scarred for life 21 September 2012, 10:57 Brampton, Canada

Today, as a pizza delivery guy, I was forced to see yet another naked 200 pound teenage girl with a serious case of body acne. They're starting to give me nightmares. FML

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