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EpicSquishii

Miss Seattle, WA 34 years-old In a relationship

Hello. My first name starts with an E. I'm 21 years old. I have two pets, one English Bulldog puppy, and one adorable black cat who is super huge but only 3 years old. I sell cosmetics as a part time job and am in school full-time to become a child psychologist. The Room is the funniest movie I've ever seen. My favorite meal is steak and baked potatoes. I like to have funny conversations, and I say offensive things really often to try and figure out how likely the other person is to be a good friend. If they get offended, I don't need or want them in my social circle. If they laugh and come up with something equally crazy, they're a potential bestie.

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