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Mr Hell, Underworld 66 years-old Single

Anonymous 26 September 2011, 18:20 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Mixing it up

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

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notsohandy 3 January 2014, 22:08 Hadsten, Denmark 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend masturbating beside me. I asked if she needed a hand. She called me a pervert and now won't speak to me. FML

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