Unsophisticated

Today, I saw my four-year-old son running around outside, and copying everything our dog was doing. I thought it was cute, so I went to grab the camera. When I went back outside, I saw my dog eating a dead rabbit, and my son doing the same. FML

Dealbreaker

Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Not for cheating or for flirting, but because I wear tighty whities. FML