Anonymous - 18/08/2012 05:15 - United States Today, as I was riding my bike, my foot slipped and I did a slow speed-tumble over the top, ripping my balls wide open. Number of stitches: too many to count. Size of balls: softball. Color: blue. FML 43 989 2 665
facepalm - 12/09/2011 08:07 - United Kingdom Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that a tornado is not the same thing as a hurricane. I couldn't convince him, and he still won't talk to me. FML 29 157 3 816