StillnothowIimaginedmydaygoing
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Radcliff, United States
Rammed
Today, my boyfriend found out that male goats will stick their tongues out, snort, and garble at female goats in heat. Now he's doing it to me at all manner of times, sound effects and all. I now know why goats ram their heads into things repeatedly. FML