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Mr Milan, Michigan 27 years-old Single

FLIPmcCOOL 15 May 2014, 22:57 Cork, Ireland 🌶️ Spicy

Split second

Today, I accidentally said the wrong name during sex. That name just happened to be "Sarah", which is both my ex-girlfriend's name and my wife's sister's name. When she asked me which one I meant, I panicked and said, "Both." FML

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Anonymous 24 May 2014, 06:08 United States

Ouch

Today, I had a spur of the moment idea to go have my nose pierced. The piercer made sure to tell me how easily the little stud could get caught or hung up. I spent all day stressing over it only to scratch my nose and rip it out. Now I have a $40 bleeding hole in my nose. FML

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