sexykevin

Maplewood, MN, United States of America 34 years-old

who_could_it_be 6 August 2009, 13:35 Canada

Today, while I was walking downtown a homeless person asked me for a dollar. I thought it would be funny to wave the dollar in his face and taunt him. I guess he thought it would be funny to stab me in the leg with a pencil. FML

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mc_dreamy 21 August 2010, 16:49 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

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