mythic_skull

Mr phillipsburg, US 34 years-old Single

Anonymous 10 April 2009, 21:40 United States

Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML

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Anonymous 15 December 2012, 08:52 Lakewood, United States

Today, my brother paid the DJ $300 to ruin my wedding by playing the Imperial Death March as I walked down the aisle. FML

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