yourallidiots13

Portland, US

Nuttjacob This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States 🌶️ Spicy

Alexa, play "****** Addict" by Buzzcocks

Today, I found out the hard way that you can get carpal tunnel from masturbating. FML

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Grubendol 15 December 2011, 17:30 United States

Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with my mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, and I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back and knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, and my jaw still hurts. FML

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