SeniorPB

Nashville Tennessee, USA 32 years-old Single

skipper 12 February 2009, 17:25 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Frustrated

Today, I listened to my roommate having sex from 3 a.m. until 6 a.m. When I looked over at my girlfriend, who must have thought I was sleeping, I noticed she was masturbating. FML

92 comments

NaKreen 30 July 2012, 22:21 Bor, Sweden

Today, I was at a barbecue with my extended family. I was chatting to my grandma, when my idiotic brother decided to douse the grill with his cola. The hissing sounded so much like a Minecraft creeper that I instinctively screamed and practically shat my pants. FML

102 comments