dancer, not a hooker... - 05/05/2013 05:01 - Canada - Penticton Today, I finished a dance competition. With competitions, it requires you to wear a lot of makeup like false eyelashes and red lipstick. I went into a Starbucks to get a coffee and a boy around 18 asked me, in all seriousness, what my rate is for one night. FML 60 583 11 672
Slipping up FastFlight - - United States Today, my daughter used Pledge to clean the wooden staircase. I found out when I tried to walk down them in socks. FML 48 792 5 153