kj5252

Everett, United States 36 years-old

Johntheladdo 29 March 2011, 17:26 United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy

Well?

Today, I heard the four most dreaded words known to man during my first time: "Is it in yet?" It was. FML

487 comments

spartanson This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Go home, you're drunk

Today, my football coach thought it would be a good idea to get drunk, run to the other sideline, and scream, "WELCOME TO SPARTA, BITCH!" This would've been funny if he weren't also my dad. FML

120 comments