zanry09

Whittier, United states 35 years-old

Anonymous 23 January 2011, 00:12 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my girlfriend, who's on a diet, refused to give me a blow job because my sperm would "add useless calories" to her day. FML

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jroberts 25 January 2011, 15:25

Greasy

Today, I was watching TV in my living room while my wife was cooking. I began to smell the aroma of her potato soup, which made me hungry. Suddenly, I realized that the smell wasn't my wife's cooking but was in fact my body odor. FML

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