fkingreally

Miss In a relationship

bittersweet 8 February 2009, 03:08 United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML

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Anonymous 20 November 2014, 15:23 Tracy, United States

Today, it took a whole half hour of scratching my head before I realized with horror that the weird tickling sensation I'd been feeling was actually a spider crawling around in my hair. FML

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