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sarahskinnyjeans

Miss St. Paul, U.S.A 35 years-old

I'm Sarah Jean. I'm always pale and tall. I am CONSTANTLY joking around, get used to it. I do weird things, you sorta just have to deal with it. Hot pink is my favorite color. I'm fluent in 3 languages: English, Spanish and Sarcasm. I drink literally everything out of a straw. I like sushi and coffee with heavy cream. Rarely do my socks match. Tact is not my strong point. I say yes to a party, no to drugs. Currently, I'm unemployed and single. Looking for a job, not a boyfriend. Unless you can make me laugh a lot. Then let's date, like, forever :) Aspirations: Graduate, move, college.

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28 June 1991

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