megandross

Charlotte, United States 32 years-old

SkinsCastSelection This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff France

A for effort

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture of his morning dump because it was heart-shaped. FML

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SkinsCastSelection 17 January 2011, 09:53 France

Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FML

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