ktrobinson

Anonymous · 23 February 2011, 08:17 ·United States

Get a life

Today, I spent an hour deleting 70 of my status posts from the past week so I don't look so addicted to Facebook. Damn, I need a life. FML

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HotAsTits · 20 March 2011, 20:31 ·United States 🌶️ Spicy

Ah, young love…

Today, my parents thought it would be appropriate to tell my girlfriend that I used to stick my penis in a sock puppet and talk to it when I was younger. FML

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