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Today, I had to slowly explain to my daughter why her Facebook profile isn't a valid piece of ID. FML
Today, after having a naked wrestle with my boyfriend, I discovered he'd left a skidmark on my stomach. FML
Today, I was working at Staples and organizing some notebooks. All of a sudden, I jumped up because of a sharp pain in my back. A little girl had grabbed a stapler and stapled my back. FML
Today, while at work, a man grabbed my beard, said it was impressive, and then uttered the words, "I love you." FML
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