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Miss Chicago, USA In a relationship

Dominatrix, lover of Tanqueray and Cabernet, hater of Jersey Shore, and firm believer in the looming 2015 Zombie Apocalypse. Questions, comments, or concerns? Please direct them to Beiber Lovesbuttsecks at 6969 Drive, City of Upyourass, ZIP Code: 12345. Hey, doesn't that Zip Code sound like a combination an idiot would have on his luggage? Penis.

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