mikeey3779

Anonymous 7 March 2010, 14:08 United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I found out how mature the guy I'm seeing is. After sex, he took the condom off and hit me in the face with it. FML

218 comments

choldcreations This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United States

Hungry eyes

Today, I was eating pizza with my girlfriend. She got sauce on the corner of her mouth so I tried to be sexy and lick it off. It wasn't sauce, it was a cluster of zits. FML

213 comments