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Miss 37 years-old In a relationship

Totallyscrewed 10 February 2013, 05:17 Stroudsburg, United States

Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband had a vasectomy this past summer after our son was born and only took one of the two tests. I haven't cheated. He refuses to believe me or get his spunk checked again. FML

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je_regrette_tout 9 March 2013, 18:50 Livry-gargan, France 🌶️ Spicy

Today, a technician from my ISP came to my house to replace my router. He asked for a glass of water, one thing led to another, and for some reason I'll never fully understand, we ended up having sex. Looks like porn logic is not so far off the mark after all. FML

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