Fierycorn

Mr London, United Kingdom 39 years-old Single

Anonymous 14 January 2011, 23:07 United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy

Now watching

Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML

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MAWZ 19 July 2011, 06:33 United States

Panic! In the Bathroom

Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML

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