TheCaitlinVal

Miss Horncastle, Lincoln, England 34 years-old In a relationship

Anonymous This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff Israel

Tonight, on First Dates…

Today, I went on a date with a woman. She brought along her stuffed rabbit, and introduced us. FML

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Devon 20 May 2011, 01:38 United States

Today, I woke up face-down in my grandfather's driveway, soaking wet with no pants, glitter in my hair, and holding an empty Skippy peanut butter jar. No one will tell me what happened. FML

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