Vengeur masqué
By Mélanie - 26/03/2010 11:43
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
By Mélanie - 26/03/2010 11:43
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Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de la VDM. Merci beaucoup pour vos commentaires, ils m'ont bien fais rire (d'autres un peu moins). Pour la petite histoire, cette anecdote, ne m'est pas arrivé "directement" (en fait j'étais assis sur le canapé quand c'est arrivé (c'est d'ailleurs moi qui me suis pris la poupée)). Pour connaître le contexte, sachez que c'était l'anniversaire de la petite la veille et que les deux cadeaux qui l'ont le plus marqué est le DVD de "la Princesse et la Grenouille" et toute une boîte de jeux pratiques et manuels. Forcément, la gamine est dans sa période "princesse, monstres, méchants et châteaux roses". et elle a été fortement influencé par le contenu de ce dessin animé où il est question de la culture vaudou et du Jazz (pour ceux qui ne l'ont pas vu). Avec son équipement de jeux manuels elle avait fait tout plein de choses (que même les plus détracteurs auraient trouvés mignons) parmi lesquels deux ou trois poupées vaudou(s ou x ?). Lorsque son père est monté pour téléphoner (histoire d'être un peu à l'écart) et qu'il eut fini et qu'il s’apprêtait donc à redescendre, la petite lui a montré la poupée à son euh... "image". Son père l'a taquiné, la petite s'est un peu vexée et elle lui a dit "Mais si ça marche, r'garde..." puis elle l'a lancé. Ensuite lorsque le papa a descendu la première marche, il a glissé (il était en chaussette) et a roulé boulé jusqu'en bas... Et s'est senti bien bête...