Ami Ditbacher

35 years-old

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
FAAAAAACEBOOK

Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in
Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
One ring to rule them all

You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
Verified

You are now a certified FML member
50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.
A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.