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FckMyLife · This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff ·United States

Toilet trouble

Today, while at the mall I opened a bathroom stall thinking nobody was in there. The door just didn't close properly. I hit an elderly woman in the head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 314 You deserved it 10 177

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phantomdriver · This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff ·Canada

Is this a joke?

Today, my cab driver told me about the time he tried to commit suicide by driving off a bridge… while we were crossing a river. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 626 You deserved it 3 691

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