ShakeEJunT

Hot boy summer

Today, I cut my penis on a desk fan. FML

Today, my boyfriend used a laser pointer to show me where I needed to lose weight. FML

Today, my boyfriend decided that vaginal, oral, and anal sex are starting to get boring. Let's just say that my armpit is now drenched in lube. I'm afraid of what he's going to want to try once he gets bored of this. FML