big_shag

Mr Texas, United States 35 years-old

Anonymous 29 April 2009, 10:16 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Noob to boobs

Today, I was feeling up my girlfriend's chest. I was getting into it until she said, "What are you doing?" I said I was rubbing her nipple. She replies, "That's not my nipple, its a pimple." FML

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Anonymous 14 October 2010, 13:42 Reserved

Today, there were reports of a drunk and disorderly male, and I arrived at the scene only to discover a drunk guy having explosive diarrhoea in a photo booth. He turned to me and shouted "God save the Queen!" It's then that I remembered it was my job to do something about it. FML

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big_shag

Noob to boobs

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