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Mr Bangalore, India 41 years-old It's complicated

Anonymous This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff Spring Grove, United States

Put it away!

Today, an extremely hot police officer reprimanded me. It was pretty awkward considering she stopped me because of public urination. FML

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Chouse 7 September 2012, 01:56 Grande Prairie, Canada

Today, during my uncle's funeral, my four year old loudly asked, "Where's all the dead people?" FML

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TheNaturalOrderofThingsSucks 11 September 2012, 03:13 Seattle, United States

Today, after pouring my heart out to a beautiful girl on Facebook, and having her return the favor, she typed a final message that read, "That was my friend. Please f*ck off now. Thanks." FML

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