jordansabeast23

Detroit, United States

Anonymous 5 February 2010, 06:25 United States

Today, one of my friends pointed out I'm starting to get a mustache! - "You're finally a man!" To bad it's my 15th birthday, and I'm a girl. FML

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funnymanjoe 14 September 2011, 11:06 United States

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML

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