squirty_joe - 08/03/2009 18:37 - United States Today, at work, I was alone in the breakroom when I got a slight pain in my belly. I thought I needed to pass gas, so I tried since no one else was in there. It wasn't gas. It was diarrhea. I'm wearing a mini skirt today. FML 68 318 20 561
ottawaaa - 27/01/2009 22:26 - Canada Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and as I pulled out to finish I slipped and ended up punching her in the stomach, I came while she was writhing in pain. FML 38 240 10 889