jimmy_dewey81

baddriver 31 January 2012, 17:17 United States

Today, I went to the DMV to get my license. I almost ran over my evaluator as he was walking to get in the car. FML

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sorrygrandma This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff United States

Got talent?

Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML

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JohhnyKeroscene 1 February 2012, 12:21 United States

Today, while helping my mom to cook, I was reminded that when the fire alarm goes off in our house, dinner is ready. FML

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