djcurley23

Los Altos, United States 36 years-old

urgg 5 September 2010, 14:20 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I woke up from a dream in which I had a penis. Apparently I talk in my sleep, because my boyfriend kept staring at my crotch. FML

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leve80paladin 25 October 2010, 15:06 United States

Today, my girlfriend and my parents staged an intervention, and have asked me to go to rehab. What they want me to go to rehab for? World of Warcraft. FML

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